Heard any good jokes lately?

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Heard any good jokes lately?

Two funny stories my son's preschool teacher told me today:

1. My son proudly told the kids in his class that his dog ate poop. To which another little girl piped in "my dog is a vegetarian".

2. A teacher who was subbing in his class said "I know you from daycare" to which my son replied, "no, I am from Korea".

You gotta chuckle....

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